Death Row Diner is an interesting time management game, rather similar to other diner type games, with a particular twist. Instead of being set in a normal city diner, you play a kitchen worker in a maximum security prison, feeding Death Row inmates. The game begins relatively simply, with there only being two tables and two groups of inmates. However, this changes rapidly as the game progresses. (more…)
May 23, 2010
What purpose does a flash game serve? Something to kill a few minutes while you decide if you should stay at work or go home early? Sounds about right. Flash games rather than their full on, disc-based counter-parts are able to rely on only one or two types of gameplay gimmicks without getting too repetitive. In indie game developer Matt Thorson’s latest release, Give Up, Robot, these objectives are met and used to their fullest. (more…)
2 Comments May 8, 2010
Is there anything worse than an endless horde of zombie hookers? Not if you’re an honest working girl trying to get by in this crazy, mixed-up world; you already have enough competition. Welcome to Zombie Hooker Nightmare, in which you play as Lola, a prostitute beset by undead hoes who will stop at nothing to bitch-slap her to death. (more…)
April 22, 2010
Turbo Granny is an exciting game from PixelJam that requires the player to not only drive a car that has delayed steering reactions, but to run as many cars off the road as possible. This demolition derby style of driving is just what granny needs to get her to her appointments on time. (more…)
April 20, 2010
Tofu Hunter, on Adult Swim’s game website, is a fairly basic point-and-shoot hunting game, with a very unique and humorous twist – instead of hunting ‘normal’ animals, you are hunting tofu. It is apparently a funny little dig at vegetarians, who are always telling us that ‘meat is murder’. (more…)
April 14, 2010
Radioactive Teddy Bear Zombies is yet another game from Adultswim.com. For those unfamiliar with Adult Swim, it is a popular block of adult cartoons on the Cartoon Network. The website offers dozens of free flash games that feature the same kind of irreverent humor that their cartoons showcase.
The theme of this game is about a town that becomes terrorized when nuclear waste turns stuffed animals at a toy factory into monsters. You play a young boy who is loaded to the teeth with weapons and on a mission to find his father, the town sheriff. (more…)
April 11, 2010
Jetpack Jackass – How strong is the power of love? Find out how high it can take you when you try to propel Sam as high into the stratosphere as possible, powered by the lift of his homemade jetpack as well as leaps off of the various chunks of scattered debris that litter the air. Sam’s ultimate quest is to reach the moon, where he’ll carve the initials of his his true love. Nevermind that she eerily resembles Sam himself. (more…)
1 Comment March 30, 2010
Polar Bear Payback, at Adult Swim, is an interesting little time waster. The basic premise is that you are a polar bear who has become enraged by the waste and destruction reigning over the planet, and you have decided that it’s time to go on a human killing spree. On the very first level, you are attacking a large group of baby seal clubbing people, including a level boss that is wearing a dead baby seal on his head! (more…)
March 19, 2010
Robot Unicorn Attack is an exciting adventure game from Adult Swim. It is a limitless one player game. There is only one version, which is the free playable flash version. There is one constant level of play in which the player tries to survive various obstacles. The character is a robot unicorn, running freely on the purple grass and rainbow background of the game. The player needs to collect fairies while leaping from rock to rock and attacking the stars that get in the way. A player only has 3 attempts to get a high score . Players need to be aware of the fact that the game gets faster and faster the longer the unicorn is on the field. (more…)
3 Comments March 6, 2010